News Spanish woman legally owns the sun (1 Viewer)

[Mayday]

"Angeles Duran, 49, says that the sun officially belongs to her now, having had the celestial body registered in her name at a local notary office.

'I know the law': An international agreement states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals
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There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.


'I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first.'

The document issued...declares Ms Duran to be the 'owner of the Sun, ...located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers'.

Ms Duran... now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government - and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 per cent to research, another 10 per cent to ending world hunger - and would keep the remaining 10 per cent herself.

She said: 'It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's wellbeing, why not do it?'

For those who might be a little too broke to venture out in the sunlight - and risk a large bill at the end of the day - Ms Dueran has not yet figured out a way of enforcing her sun charge."

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Spanish woman claims she owns the Sun - and now plans to start charging ALL users

Angeles Duran, 49, says there is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star - but it says nothing about individuals.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Alright, chiefs...how are we feeling about this?

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[Myco]

I wanna see her live on the sun first before I pay for using it

 

[RandAlThor]

easier to ignore ...
or the Rothschild's / the money of the would will have her disappeared and some how end up with title if it would actually work.

 

[Mayday]

I wanna see her live on the sun first before I pay for using it

Does she realize that she's charging the majority of the entire human population for every day of the year? That will be extremely difficult to get across. Not only will that force people who suffer from poverty to pay, but getting that money out of almost 8 billion people is a bit...

 

[Bopper]

I hate the sun so she can keep it

 

[Mayday]

easier to ignore ...
or the Rothschild's / the money of the would will have her disappeared and some how end up with title if it would actually work.

I understood nothing you said after "Rothschild's". Mind re-wording that?

 

[Myco]

Does she realize that she's charging the majority of the entire human population for every day of the year? That will be extremely difficult to get across. Not only will that force people who suffer from poverty to pay, but getting that money out of almost 8 billion people is a bit...

i mean she'd be rich af

 

[Mayday]

i mean she'd be rich af

But...the economy...

Also,

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'It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's wellbeing, why not do it?'

Hmm...something isn't matching up, queen...

 

[RandAlThor]

I understood nothing you said after "Rothschild's". Mind re-wording that?

If one could claim the sun as a money making method those with power in the world would not let someone not of their tribe control it.
It has long been claimed that those same moneyed folks control multiple governments, i am just adding to the conspiracy theories as kinda a joke :)

 

[Mayday]

If one could claim the sun as a money making method those with power in the world would not let someone not of their tribe control it.
It has long been claimed that those same moneyed folks control multiple governments, i am just adding to the conspiracy theories as kinda a joke :)

Ah, okay, I get it haha. That's very true!

 

[VillageIdiot]

Good game sis

 

[kuro]

I'd sue her for skin cancer and subrun, not to mention other ecological problems
what good did she think this would be?

 

[Mayday]

I'd sue her for skin cancer and subrun, not to mention other ecological problems
what good did she think this would be?

She thought it would help the economy

Anyone that knows the basics of how the economy works would know this doesn't work. It's not even complicated.

 

[kuro]

She thought it would help the economy

Anyone that knows the basics of how the economy works would know this doesn't work. It's not even complicated.

omg this has to be the biggest flop of flops

 

[Administrator2]

LMAO, get sunburnt, get millions in damage.

 

[lexus]

Imagine being able to actually own the sun.

 

[Crackhead]

yo the fuck

 

[Mayday]

yo the fuck

rt lmao

 

[yeji]

oof what a move

 

[Abeamus]

She's completely out of her mind and has no way of actually getting the money from people other than going and seeing people individually which she'd have to do every single day making it an impossible task.