eman's tzuyu poems

Giant Glasses Tzuyu Oh Giant Glasses Tzuyu. How cute you are. With your big glasses larger than your head. Let's put you next to your mother in the 1980s to see the difference. I bet she's glad you can now spot cameras like Dahyun. All thanks to cute spectacles the size of 30 Taiwans...

Christmas Tzuyu All Once gather round for this tale of good cheer. Of The Christmas Tzuyu who comes but once a year. All across the big wide world she goes. Is she from Taiwan or Heaven? Not a fanboy or fangirl knows. She comes bearing Tzuyu Smiles and Prettiness, her angel face so...

Smiling Tzuyu Oh Smiling Tzuyu. How bright and shining you are. Are you a flower? Or a maybe a Tzuyu Sun? With your smile lighting up planets. And gravity drawing fanboys and fangirls near. Galileo must have been confused. The Star Of Taiwan is surely the center of the universe...

Archer Tzuyu O Archer Tzuyu. Like a majestic Manhwa Warrior you are. In your red and white Hero Garb. And long raven tresses flying wild. Can't wait for you to save the village. By arrow owning all those evil bad guys. With your Legendary Bow Of Taiwan. Who needs Robin Hood...

Tzuyu Poems - Vol. 1 I'm not a poet. But I write Tzuyu Poems for the lulz.